A Page Six blind item last week read: “Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse? He claimed he needed time off because of the heartbreak of his public split, but he’s actually headed to rehab.” Looks like it’s been solved today after EW reported that Sean Penn had pulled out of Cartel and The Three Stooges. Other sources claim Sean is trying to work things out with his wife who he wanted to divorce, then didn’t.
Hopefully he will get the help he needs in rehab. I know if I had all that money, I’d be troubled too. Do I spend it on hookers and blow or do I make wise real estate investments?
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