In a Parade interview with Shia LaBeouf, they asked where he got his sense of humor from. You’d expect a simple answer, but no, Shia gave one that would make therapists’ heads spin.
LaBeouf says the source of his humor is from “seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked … [and] twisted R-rated humor.”
A while back, Shia also told Playboy his mother was the sexiest woman he knows. I guess he talks about his mother a lot because Hot Hits interviewed him too and asked what the weirdest thing he read about himself was.
“That I have sex with my mother on a regular basis… it’s so freaking outrageous,” Shia replied.
How often does one see their parents having sex or their mother naked? The answer is only once or never. The first time it happens, it’s an accident. After that, I’d think the frightening image seared into your mind is enough to make you avoid your parent’s bedroom and any other part of the house all together. You’d probably give yourself a five foot radius you can’t pass during certain hours of the day. Living in the house would be like that movie where once you step into the shadows, you die. Except this is worse because you’re still alive after.
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