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The Enquirer says Brad and Angie are done

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Big unconfirmed news of the day coming from a source with a spotty track record. The couple that is the glue that binds Hollywood together and that every regular couple dreams of being have “officially” split. They add that the appearance at Cannes was just a show. The National Enquirer has gotten a lot right before, but also a few wrong, so who knows. They write:

Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.

“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.

f the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.

The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while in Cannes, France, for the screening of Brad’s new movie Inglourious Basterds.

So, what the NE is saying is… I have a chance?! Best. News. Ever! Oh and yea, it’s a shame about those kids, yadda, yadda, yadda. Sorry, I’m a little preoccupied imagining different ways to trick Angelina into having sex with me before she gets too old.

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Well, I’m sure it’s true since it comes from the cheapest looking gossip mag while I’m waiting in the grocery line… Pffbbttt… Yea fucking right. But if it’s true, fuck em both. As much as I despise this bony fake ass hypocrite lying tramp, I wouldn’t wish this onto anyone. But fuck all that, she got all the money in the world. And I’m sure Brad will pay her child support… HA. Only ones I feel sorry for are them kids they bought and the test tube twins, and the proof of Brad cheating on his horse-face then-wife

Carolyn
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Carolyn

Whoa! someone bitter much?

RMarie
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RMarie

yea fukkin right. anyway…dang LoLa, bitter much?

chewy
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chewy

why are they even together? angelina is too wild for brad; brad can’t keep up. would he ever wear a vial of her blood around his neck? i think not.

supercars
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well that’s the life of a celebrity no relationship last, well another story goes by now who’s next.. Jen must be glad.

Carolyn
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Carolyn

umm.. i’m devastated. brad and angie were one of the couple holding hollywood together and i took that personally.

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giselle

What do you expect. He ended up with Angelina after cheating on Jennifer. Did you’ll really think that the relationship would last. The persons you have to feel sorry for is the multitude of children that they have accumulated during their time together. I hope it’s not true, but if it is, life goes on, relationships end all over the world, whether you’re rich or poor. I just hope it does not seriously affect the children in the long run.

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