The Enquirer says Brad and Angie are done

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Big unconfirmed news of the day coming from a source with a spotty track record. The couple that is the glue that binds Hollywood together and that every regular couple dreams of being have “officially” split. They add that the appearance at Cannes was just a show. The National Enquirer has gotten a lot right before, but also a few wrong, so who knows. They write:

Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.

“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.

f the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.

The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while in Cannes, France, for the screening of Brad’s new movie Inglourious Basterds.

So, what the NE is saying is… I have a chance?! Best. News. Ever! Oh and yea, it’s a shame about those kids, yadda, yadda, yadda. Sorry, I’m a little preoccupied imagining different ways to trick Angelina into having sex with me before she gets too old.

  • Glenn Giggity

    Ah ha ha hahahaha!!!

    Go get your giggity on bro

    She is so stupid!

  • Cincigirl

    She’s a manipulative witch – always has been.

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