Victoria Beckham ballooned up to 34DD with two surgeries. Today the Daily Mail claims she had another surgery three weeks ago. This time to remove her implants bringing her down to a natural 34B. A source said Victoria has wanted this for a while to shed her old image as a big haired, big boobed, fake tanned WAG. Victoria’s spokesperson declined to comment.
When asked for comment, David Beckham fell down to his knees, shook his fists at god and screamed, “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
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