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This is Anna Faris and her husband Chris Pratt on their honeymoon in Maui after eloping over the weekend. Apparently, Chris won her over with his Captain America speedo. People go crazy over patriotic stuff like that. One time I took the American flag from my neighbor’s house, laid it on the lawn and ground my crotch into it like a Chippendales dancer. You won’t believe the kind of attention I got.

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michaela
11 years ago

Dear Anna Faris and F**k Chris Pratt, YOU CAN`T BE SERIOUS! IT`S TRUE AHAH
F**K Off AND HAND OFF DIE. CHRIS PRATT YOU DIE AND YOU ARE FAT.TO BE OUT OF ORDER AND LOSER.HE IS A CLOSE FRIEND AND LOSER? HE`S YOU TO SIGN OFF?
ANNA FARIS IS DIDN`T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!

LOVE MICHAELA HOBELSBERGER 24 YEAR OLD in Munich

GOOD NIGHT

F**K PEACE I LOVE YOU MY ANNA FARIS

NaziI
NaziI
11 years ago
Reply to  michaela

u are a crazy bitch with too much time on translator, stop, now.

Lindsey
Lindsey
11 years ago
Reply to  NaziI

Best 2 responses ever. Still giggling.

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