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This is Anna Faris and her husband Chris Pratt on their honeymoon in Maui after eloping over the weekend. Apparently, Chris won her over with his Captain America speedo. People go crazy over patriotic stuff like that. One time I took the American flag from my neighbor’s house, laid it on the lawn and ground my crotch into it like a Chippendales dancer. You won’t believe the kind of attention I got.