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An A-Team for a D-lister

Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! Of course, Paris thinks this is horseshit. She promoted the hell out of it. Every opportunity she got, she would mention how sexy the film was. They’re suing for $8 million from Hilton and her entertainment company.

As long as Paris doesn’t speak, this could go either way. But if she even opens her mouth, it’ll be over. The judge is going to bang his gavel and sentence Paris to nine months in jail for “being so goddamn annoying.”

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mrrrrrr
14 years ago

I LOVE YOU