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Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! Of course, Paris thinks this is horseshit. She promoted the hell out of it. Every opportunity she got, she would mention how sexy the film was. They’re suing for $8 million from Hilton and her entertainment company.

As long as Paris doesn’t speak, this could go either way. But if she even opens her mouth, it’ll be over. The judge is going to bang his gavel and sentence Paris to nine months in jail for “being so goddamn annoying.”

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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