Ask Kid Rock about Twitter

If you see Kid Rock on the street, ask him what his Twitter address is. He’d love to let you know. Let you know how gay you are, that is. Kid Rock had this to say about the website: “It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,’ ” the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. “I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.”

I assume when he tells people to “Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,” he is simultaneously giving the finger and/or grabbing his crotch. It is at that point you should inform him that Twitter is for text of up to 140 characters. What he’s asking you to do is more a TwitPic thing. People like Kid Rock enjoy it when you correct them. He will most likely thank you and possibly even give you a bro hug for pointing out his error.