The internet is buzzing about a video featuring hot POA sports reporter Erin Andrews. Filmed through a peephole in her hotel room, Andrews can be seen curling her hair while being awesomely naked. The grainy video had apparently been around for 4 months, but no one really linked it to Erin or knew it was her for sure. Until ESPN and her lawyers decided to get involved that is. They might as well have shoved her tits in your face. Erin authorized her lawyer to release this statement.
“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.”
I would think it’d be hard for a female sportscaster to be taken seriously in the industry. Especially when they’ve been graced with good looks. I doubt this tape will help change peoples perception. It may even set female sportscaster relations back five years. But, gosh, she sure is pretty to look at. She manages to turn even the most mundane task like curling one’s hair into something people would pay good money for. Erin could do the River Dance on my balls in 9-inch heels and I’d still be compelled to thank her and timidly tuck a $20 into her g-string.
If you’re wondering where the video is, most copies have been deleted off the internets. Except for a few places on Rapidshare and, oh, you know, on only the most popular torrent tracker in the world, The Pirate Bay. Search for “Erin Andrews”.
This is a crime and your making fun of it. On top of that your telling people where to get the file. WTF is wrong with you.
I agree with T.W. – you guys need to be jailed and your site taken down. If I ruled the world I’d have you publicly beheaded.