Eva Mendes is in a bikini, can’t swim

This is what I like to see. More hot chicks in bikinis like Eva Mendes is here in Italy. Though Eva looks like a dork with that floatie. Doesn’t she know how to swim? It’s simple. All you do is flail around spastically in the middle of the ocean until a lifeguard comes to save you. Then free ride back to shore.

Bonus: The reaction you get when you open your eyes and shout, “My first kiss!” after being given mouth to mouth by a hot chick who thinks you almost drowned.

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