Here’s Hayden Panettiere in a photo shoot for the US issue of GQ. If you had any doubts about it being GQ, note the inexplicably un-sexy outfit they put her in. This looks like the same pose and jean jacket Tiger Beat would have put Joey Lawrence in.
Also, I couldn’t put my finger on it until now, but what keeps Hayden from being really hot isn’t her stumpy body or whatever, it’s those child-like hands. Look at those things. They’re the size and shape of a 9-year-olds. Getting a handjob from her must be nerve-wracking since you’ll constantly be asking, “Are you sure you’re over 18? Because I can’t go back to jail, man! I just can’t!”