Holly Madison got married

Look at Holly Madison. She’s doing something fun and unexpected. She’s marrying the Travelocity gnome. She’s not even wearing pants in a few photos! Isn’t this humorous? Ha ha. It is because she’s pretty and he’s a small, inanimate plastic lawn ornament that high school kids steal. Women like her are usually known for marrying half-dead, old, rich people and not plastic gnomes! This ad works on so many levels.