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Jada Pinkett tries to convince us

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Jada Pinkett has been going around saying how amazing her sex life is and how she and Will Smith bang everywhere and anywhere. This time she’s over-sharing in Shape Magazine.

“When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”

There have been rumors that Will Smith is a closet gay, but I think people were joking. This might not help. Usually when people insist on something, it turns out the exact opposite is true. Sort of like when I say I have a big penis. I don’t really have a big penis. It’s pretty average. Maybe 12 inches or so. Will must be really bad at sex. He probably thinks a female orgasm is when you finish on a girl’s face.

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Dude, that is what a female orgasm is, you’re just fuckin with me, right?

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“I don’t really have a big penis. It’s pretty average. Maybe 12 inches or so.”

^^^^^^^I like this commentary. :D

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