Jada Pinkett tries to convince us

Jada Pinkett has been going around saying how amazing her sex life is and how she and Will Smith bang everywhere and anywhere. This time she’s over-sharing in Shape Magazine.

“When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”

There have been rumors that Will Smith is a closet gay, but I think people were joking. This might not help. Usually when people insist on something, it turns out the exact opposite is true. Sort of like when I say I have a big penis. I don’t really have a big penis. It’s pretty average. Maybe 12 inches or so. Will must be really bad at sex. He probably thinks a female orgasm is when you finish on a girl’s face.