Jeffrey Donovan was only a little drunk

Burn Notice‘s Jeffrey Donovan was charged with one count of DUI after running a stop sign and plowing into a Miami Beach PD’s cruiser. If convicted, he could get 6 months in jail. But don’t worry, he won’t be charged with anything. He’s got a pretty good excuse.

When Donovan finally stopped, he didn’t serve himself well when he said, “Sorry, I didn’t see the red light or your stopped car.”

The officer says he smelled a strong odor of alcohol, asked Donovan if he had anything to drink and got this answer: “I had three drinks at the Fontainebleau.”

Donovan flunked a field sobriety test and was taken into custody. That’s when he said, “The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with 3 glasses of wine.”

Donovan also said, “I really think I’m only borderline and not too drunk.” The judge will be most impressed with his honesty and Benadryl does make you drowsy after 3 glasses of alcohol. Who’s really to blame? Jeffrey Donovan who was so drunk he ran a stop light and hit a police car or the makers of Benadryl? In my opinion, it’s Benadryl who should be on trial. Jeffrey is the victim here.

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oh my goodness
oh my goodness
14 years ago

this is hilarious… i think it’s so funny that stars think they are exempt from the no getting wasted and driving rule.. HA.. good luck jeffrey donovan. YOU HIT A COP CAR.

Praise St. Angie!
Praise St. Angie!
14 years ago

what I will never understand is why these knucklehead celebs don’t just call a car service.

I’m no rich hollywood type and even *I* can afford a cab ride home if I’m a little saucy.

A cab ride is a LOT cheaper than the alternative. and he could have killed someone; that alone is enough to piss me off.