Jessica and Tony are over

Tony Romo knows that if you’re going to dump someone, you best do it when your significant other is at their most vulnerable or before they force you into doing something super embarrassing. That’s why Romo broke it off with Jessica Simpson on Thursday, a day before her 29th birthday.

Jessica was planning a Barbie and Ken themed birthday party, but she had to cancel it. She wrote on her Twitter: “Barbie party didn’t happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!”

Sources say their busy work schedules are to blame. Although, I think a lot of the blame lies with this ridiculous Barbie/Ken party. If some girl said this to me, I’d stare at her in disbelief, turn around, walk away, change my number and never come back. I mean, if a girl would actually talk to me, that’s what I would do.

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