Jesus almost killed by bicycle

Jim Caviezel is: Action Man

Jim Caviezel, Jesus in The Passion of the Christ, suffered minor cuts and bruises when a man threw a bicycle in front of his motorcycle as he was riding in Washington. The injuries could have been much worse had Caviezel not been wearing his helmet. No reason has been given for why the man pushed a bike in front of Caviezel, but police say he might have mental problems.

Ya think? Normal people don’t push bikes in front of other bikes. That’s something Wile E. Coyote would do. Maybe at first he tried to put a stick in between Caviezel’s spokes. When that didn’t work, he threw a whole bike at him. He must have thought Caviezel went “meep meep” when he was really just honking for the guy to get the hell out of the way.

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