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Joe Jackson suspects foul play, thinks Paris will be famous

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Joe Jackson suspects Michael Jackson may have been. Wait for it. Murdered. Dun dun dun! Speaking to ABC News, Joe said at first he couldn’t believe Michael had died and that now he has a strong suspicion it may be homicide.

“We are still awaiting corroboration from the coroner’s office as to cause of death. That is going to be very dependent on the toxicology reports that are due to come back,” Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton told CNN. “And based on those, we will have an idea of what it is we are dealing [with]: are we dealing with a homicide or are we dealing with accidental overdose?”

Foul play may be a stretch, however, as CNN reports Michael took more than 10 Xanax pills a night even going as far as to ask his employees to get the meds under their names. With that kind of medication, it’s surprising Michael didn’t die sooner. He probably sweat Xanax.

Still, in spite of tragedy, Joe always manages to find a silver lining. In this case, it’s how to profit off of his surviving children.

“Their grandmother — Katherine — and I” should raise them, he said. “Yes, there’s no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and then make them happy, feed ’em like they’re supposed to be fed, and let them get rest, plenty of sleep and grow up to be strong Jacksons.”

“I don’t know — I keep watching Paris,” Joe Jackson said. “She … wants to do something.”

“And as far as I can see, well, they say Blanket, he can really dance,” he added.

Joe’s eyes than began making “cha-ching” sounds and his pupils turned into dollar signs at which point the reporter got really freaked out. You could practically hear Joe salivating when Paris took the mic at Michael’s memorial.

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Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Somebody please keep the press , paparazzi and Joe Jackson away from Michael’s kids.

BoonMa
BoonMa
11 years ago

Keep this repulsive child abuser the hell away from those precious kids… Please Janet… Keep them away… But then again, it might be Joe’s downfall… Cuz if he hits them kids, the bruises will show on their light skin… But damn, keep this monster away from those kids. Useless bastard of a man

chewy
chewy
11 years ago

Joe Jackson ruined Michael and now he wants to ruin his children. Keep this guy away from kids. And instead of saying how well the kid dances, maybe he can comment on his intellect. Not everyone needs to be a dancer or actor or celebrity. That family is wack!

Raina
Raina
11 years ago

Jesus. Joe doesn’t skip a beat, he’s already trying to force those kids into being famous [most likely].. He doesn’t even appear to be sad about Michael.

50centDoll
50centDoll
11 years ago

Michael Jacksons was MURDERED and now the news media and internet is helping coverup his Murder. They know Joe Jackson will find out who and prove who Murdered his son, just watch how they word their reports about Joe Jackson to sway the public, when Joe Jackson did a better job of raising 9 children than Paris, Lindsay, Redmond, and so many other celebrity parents, children running around as Hellraizer, showing pantiless crotches, doing crystalmeth and going to jail for it, and just teaching young girls how to be acceptable modern day whores. Michael Jackson was Murdered and the coverup… Read more »

Daisy
11 years ago

Oh darn, someone keep this loon away from Paris. He has seen what we all saw at the memorial: she has potential.

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