K-Fatterline will eat you

Kevin Federline showed up at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic looking like he ate his kids. This is why you don’t give lazy bitches like K-Fed a monthly check. You know he’s going straight to the store to get 10 lbs. of Oreos and Doritos. Is it any surprise that he didn’t even do anything but “sit on a shaded patio sipping vodka and orange juice cocktails and smoke cigarettes” while other celebs like Verne Troyer competed in activities?

K-Fat probably breaks a sweat channel surfing. That looks like the only sport he actively competes in. He only watches NBC because he’s out of breath by the time he reaches channel 4.

Meanwhile, E! says he, his girlfriend Victoria Price and his sons are being tapped for their own reality show. Might as well. Even Tobey Maguire’s mom has one. It’d be sad if that fatass didn’t get one too.

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14 years ago

Wow, that is not attractive. And what is that pose?

14 years ago

k-fatterline…i love it!