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Kim Kardashian cooks me some burgers

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It’s been maybe a month or two since Kim Kardashian was last photographed in a bikini doing things. That was obviously unacceptable so here she is rectifying — more like e-rectifying (zing!) — the situation. Not exactly sure what this is for or whether they’re staged candids or not. Although, it does look like one of those ads for mail-order brides. You know, the ads that show them cleaning your house in the nude or cooking your favorite meal in lingerie to trick you into buying them. And once they arrive, all they do is sit on the couch and eat Twinkies and get fat. Oh, god. Why didn’t I read the return policy?

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Treacalicous
Treacalicous
11 years ago

She has toe thumbs just like that other one!

mrrrrrr
11 years ago

Amazing how well he can hide his dick in a bikini. :D

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