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Kim Kardashian is magical

Instead of lame shows about driving big rigs on ice, the Discovery Channel should do shows about how Kim Kardashian fit into this tight bodysuit. It’d probably be a 2 minute segment showing me Kim unzipping the bodysuit, stepping in and then zipping it back up, but, hey, screw you, pal. I don’t see you coming up with any better ideas.

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BuddyRepperton
BuddyRepperton
14 years ago

How about a show about driving big rigs on her ass. You know because it’s so enormous.

PAZUZU
PAZUZU
14 years ago

This hideous pig is 20 gallons of blubber vomit in a 10 gallon bucket. Who is paying to make her famous? I bet when she unzips it’s like cutting into a bag of insulation, how it freakishly expands,,,,gross.