Lady GaGa is friendly

Turns out guys don’t care how fashion retarded Lady GaGa is because she’s been getting a lot of play lately. GaGa was photographed making out with an American entrepreneur named Speedy a few weeks ago. Yesterday she was photographed in Soho making out with her creative director. In a recent interview, GaGa said: “I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”

Speedy must be heartbroken. He thought Lay GaGa was “the one.” He even bought a Kermit the Frog costume and made it into a suit so he and his girlfriend would match. Now both his $100 deposit and dignity are gone forever.