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Lindsay Lohan is cheap

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On Tuesday night, Lindsay and Samantha Ronson called USafe Locksmith to Sam’s house because they locked themselves out. Only while in the middle of him picking the lock did Lindsay think to check for an open window. She managed to find one and told the locksmith he could stop.

The guy asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay offered $20 instead. When all was said and done, the locksmith got $0. Wait, what?

The locksmith tells us Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn’t pay him a penny.

Is Lindsay so poor that she can’t afford to pay a guy $39 for driving all the way to the house and actually picking the lock? A Red Bull Vodka is probably $8 – $12. That’s 3 – 5 drinks. You’re going to tell me Lindsay can’t pay a guy that much when she probably downs more than that at the club? I’m beginning to think Lindsay doesn’t even buy from the bar. She probably brings her own $10 handle of cheap Vodka and just asks for the cheapest thing they have that sort of tastes like Red Bull.

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This surprises you? She’s been a spoiled child her entire life. I look forward to a time when she’s not in “the news” and no longer a punch-line.

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he should be mature about it and egg their house.

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I wish she’s become obscure already – even the gossip about her has become boring.

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And Lohan should pay the locksmith who worked on Ronson’s lock…why? you meant Ronson could afford to pay, right?

Instead of slapping eggs on the house, he should slap a lien on the house.

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