Lisa Rinna is old, yet, she still looks pretty good in a bikini. Save for a few shots where her stomach is pulling a Tara Reid, she’s passable. Personally, I wouldn’t hit it, but if you were to, I’d only make fun of you a little. Throw in a few jokes about putting your penis in a sand trap and asking whether she took out her dentures first. Not like if you slept with Madonna. If you did that, I’d put a caring hand on your shoulder, look deep into your eyes and say, “I’m sorry. How many months do you have left?” I might even shed a tear. This is before I shame you for the rest of your life.