Mary-Louise Parker naked for Esquire

Finally, HQ scans of Mary-Louise Parker in this months Esquire have come out. I have no idea what the article actually says. I know it starts out with “Dear Ms. Parker,” but I stopped reading after that because I don’t want to read some fanboy’s gay fantasy letter to Mary-Louise Parker.

If I had wrote this, you wouldn’t even be reading words. Instead, I’d find some way to project myself from the pages of the magazine to dry hump Parker like Quinton Jackson. I’m not sure how I’d go about doing it, probably with the help of a shaman or something, but mark my words, it will be extremely uncomfortable, maybe even more so than when he did it. And it’d be done with so much force that her hip might actually break.

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