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Megan Fox can’t watch her films sober

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Much like the rest of America, Megan Fox can’t watch her own movies without first getting shit-faced. To the point that if Megan and I were in the theatre on a date watching Transformers, she might let me get to second base. From The Sun:

“I usually don’t watch myself.

“I don’t watch playback. I don’t look at still photos. I have a phobia of it.

“But, I forced myself to sit down for Transformers 2.

“I shot an entire glass of champagne, so that I could get through it.”

So, like me. I can barely sit through a sex tape of myself that I secretly filmed without my partner’s consent. My heart flutters during those five excruciating minutes. It’s almost as if… as if I was falling in love with myself.

Here’s Megan house hunting with her on again off again boyfriend, Brian Austen Green.

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toodles
toodles
10 years ago

Neither can we, Megan. Neither can we.

Sheriff Crusty
Sheriff Crusty
10 years ago

Eep! That man is being stalked by Pete Burns!

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