Megan Fox can’t watch her films sober

Much like the rest of America, Megan Fox can’t watch her own movies without first getting s**t-faced. To the point that if Megan and I were in the theatre on a date watching Transformers, she might let me get to second base. From The Sun:

“I usually don’t watch myself.

“I don’t watch playback. I don’t look at still photos. I have a phobia of it.

“But, I forced myself to sit down for Transformers 2.

“I shot an entire glass of champagne, so that I could get through it.”

So, like me. I can barely sit through a sex tape of myself that I secretly filmed without my partner’s consent. My heart flutters during those five excruciating minutes. It’s almost as if… as if I was falling in love with myself.

Here’s Megan house hunting with her on again off again boyfriend, Brian Austen Green.