Much like the rest of America, Megan Fox can’t watch her own movies without first getting s**t-faced. To the point that if Megan and I were in the theatre on a date watching Transformers, she might let me get to second base. From The Sun:
“I usually don’t watch myself.
“I don’t watch playback. I don’t look at still photos. I have a phobia of it.
“But, I forced myself to sit down for Transformers 2.
“I shot an entire glass of champagne, so that I could get through it.”
So, like me. I can barely sit through a sex tape of myself that I secretly filmed without my partner’s consent. My heart flutters during those five excruciating minutes. It’s almost as if… as if I was falling in love with myself.
Here’s Megan house hunting with her on again off again boyfriend, Brian Austen Green.
Neither can we, Megan. Neither can we.
Eep! That man is being stalked by Pete Burns!