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Mischa Barton is important

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Responding to a non-911 call, the LAPD sent a patrol car over to Mischa Barton’s house at around 3 PM on Wednesday. They escorted Barton from her house to an undisclosed location. An LAPD spokesperson said they were “currently assisting” the actress. rPulse claimed they talked to Mischa’s family spokesman who told them it was because her teeth hurt. Complications from having her wisdom teeth taken out, they said.

I’d love to be a celebrity in Hollywood. I could fall and scrape my knee and the LAPD would send four officers over to put a band-aid on me. A mouse could have stolen a piece of cheese from me and SWAT would be over in five minutes to capture and interrogate it.

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ak
10 years ago

Second pic: The hobo Halloween costume. Always a classic.

The police came because because her teeth hurt? What, had she already used the “exhaustion” and “dehydration” excuses this month?

Petros Petrakis
Petros Petrakis
10 years ago

probably got dry socket from smoking after getting her wisdom teeth removed. lol.

Gill Avila
Gill Avila
10 years ago

Holy Crap! The pic on the right looks like she’s channeling Boy George!!

Gill Avila
10 years ago

Holy Crap! The pic on the right looks like she’s channeling Boy George!!
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!

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