Rachel Ray fixed her voice

Popular cooking show person Rachel Ray had a benign cyst removed from her vocal cords to fix her messed up voice. She’ll need to quit singing her beautiful siren songs for a week proving to her husband that if you pray hard enough, God might listen.

“After several months of vocal therapy and on the advice of her doctors, Rachael decided to have a benign cyst removed from her vocal cord,” says Charlie Dougiello. “According to Rachael’s doctors the minor, non-invasive procedure was a success and she is already resting at home.”

Hopefully this will allow Food Network to add a “Now 50% less annoying” badge to her show. However, as a leopard is with its spots, this is just not possible.

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