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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are done

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split. Oh noes. A source says “nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.” Such is the case with all celebrity breakups.

Last September, Kim Kardashian was positive their relationship was headed toward marriage. Clearly Reggie Bush had other ideas like six more years of banging hot groupie chicks. What’s the point in being a running back for the Saints when you’re tied down to a girl who’s ass is going to sag like her tits in a few years. Someone wasn’t thinking this through when they were talking about marriage. That someone being Kim Kardashian.

Fun unrelated note: Try to list all the things in the picture that do not seem to belong. Ex: Kim Kardashian and tools.

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curious
curious
14 years ago

she keeps going after black men who treat their women like shite, and when finally she gets white guy who would treat her right her vajayjay will be stretched into a floppy drive

curious
curious
14 years ago

notice how no black man in the picture acknowledges the tools on the table?

cowbulls
cowbulls
14 years ago

Kim, today you are a serious hot woman but you better hurry and land a man because you aren’t going to age well at all.

tonic
tonic
14 years ago

Was he really at Nobu with Corina Lang? Are they just friends or ? Why does he like older girls when he can have whoever he wants?