Robert Pattinson hates New York

Robert Pattinson is having a hard time while shooting Remember Me in New York. The women there are far too aggressive making him homesick for London where people are more nonchalant about their celebrities and leave him alone on the street. Although, I bet those same people’s inner monologue sound like a giddy school girl.

In contrast, walking around the city, women are grabbing his neck and clothing and, wait, this is a problem?

“He’s embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him. The girls here are stalking him. He stayed in two different hotels over the course of four days just to try to escape the fans who were following him. He’s afraid that if he gives a hand, they’ll take the whole arm. He’s being advised by security not to encourage the crowd, so he doesn’t even look up anymore.”

Aww, poor Robert Pattinson. Oh, did I say poor Robert Pattinson? I meant, f**k you. That shimmering vampire should count himself lucky. An aggressive woman for me is the voice through the intercom at McDonald’s telling me to hurry up and order.

If Rob really wants to keep the women away, he should make sure every interview reprints this quote about why he cried while shooting New Moon in Italy: “I [cry] when people are screaming at me.”