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Sandra Bullock wants to get naked again

Sandra Bullock is so happy that The Proposal is at the top of the box office (currently at #5, an all time high for Bullock!) that she’s promised to get naked in every movie from now on. She says Will Ferrell does it all the time and look at how bright his star is. Ugh to everything she said.

“Box office like this – I’m going to be naked in every single film!… I’m going to be 70 years old – everything like hanging down, and I’m just going to walk by in random people’s films,” she told GMTV’s BEN SHEPHARD.

“Come on, can you imagine me at 70, walking naked in whose film? Zac Efron! Zac Efron doing a big film – there I am, running naked in the background. Just back and forth until someone notices. Big box office – they’re all going to want me in their film!”

“If you’re naked and you’re trying to be sexy, you don’t really make as much money as if you’re naked and you’re funny,” she said.

Yes, I can imagine that. I can also imagine Zac shrieking like a girl and putting his hands over his eyes not just because he recoils at the sight of tits, but also because naked 70-year-old are saggy and scary. Great. Now there’s no way for me to un-imagine it.

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BuddyRepperton
BuddyRepperton
14 years ago

The Proposal isn’t at the top of the box office because she’s naked, it’s because people are stupid.

PunkA
PunkA
14 years ago

What I can really imagine is Sandra naked and bouncing up and down on my fat cock….

Ligaya
Ligaya
14 years ago

Ugh to the Blemish – absolutely no sense of humor. Can’t believe you took her seriously. If anyone’s ever listened to Sandra Bullock in an interview, she’s absolutely charming & funny.

fred
fred
14 years ago

It is pretty pathetic that 5th place is what she considers the top of the box office. It is also pathetic that anyone would see that s**t film b/c of her being naked. She is nasty.