Someone find Lady GaGa a shirt

You know what would have been 100 times better than Lady GaGay topless on V Magazine? Lady GaGa not topless on V Magazine. Also, puppies. They’re so cute!

And whose bright idea was it to put the rings of Saturn around her head. She looks like the logo for the Orbitz drink.

I’m laughing and cringing in horror right now. If you could see me, I’d look like one of those hysterical mental patients on the gurney being wheeled away to their cell.