The last video

This is supposedly the last video ever of Michael Jackson. In it, the King of Pop is rehearsing at the Staples Center two days before his death.

I like the fact that wherever he went, wind blew through his hair. How do I get that Pantene commercial effect? While we’re on the subject, can I also get that booming voice that tells everyone around me to “Hold for applause. Hold for applause,” and dims the lights while saying, “Slow umbrella fade out,” when I stop dramatically? Because I think that would be pretty awesome.