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Tony Romo is serious about this breakup

Tony Romo doesn’t joke around when he dumps his girlfriends. After cutting Jessica Simpson loose, Romo told security at his gated community to keep Jessica out. Although, the sign posted at the entrance was ambiguous about that fact. It read: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”

Wow. That’s a little harsh. Sounds like he expects Jessica to crawl back on her hands and knees to beg at his door or stand outside his gate with a boombox over her head. I’m surprised Romo didn’t sic the dogs on Jessica. Like she’d be stomping out with her box and Romo would cup his ear and say, “What was that? Geez. Stop groveling Jessica.” Jessica, still walking away, would go “Huh?,” and Romo would shout, “Argh. I can’t take you smothering me anymore! Release the hounds!”

I will admit that if Jessica was staring through my window like she is in the banner photo, I’d be a little freaked out.

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Raina
Raina
14 years ago

She looks like a butterface in that picture.

taylorfan
taylorfan
14 years ago

her looks have went downhill after her divorce to nick. i dont know think shes ageing very well or perhaps too much sun which has damaged her skin or i dont know but she looks different then the days she was on newlyweds. she really isnt that pretty anymore and she is over rated all that hype for this???. tony can do so much better then jessica he downgraded big time after carrie he wanted an easy girl and carrie wasnt easy thast why he went for jessica she’ll do anything for a man to stay with her, i mean… Read more »

someone
someone
14 years ago

I would like to see a pic of the sign..if this story is true, there would be pics of the sign all over the internet..he may have informed the guards at his gated community, but I don’t believe there is a hugh sign!!!