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Why do they keep taking pictures of me?

Sure, Gabriel Aubry is Halle Berry’s personal sex toy, annoyingly handsome, blessed with a six pack, in love with babies and dogs, extremely caring and, presumably, can make women orgasm just by staring into their eyes, but can he do this. *Throws quarter behind my back making it disappear* Ta-da!

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Intrepid_Fox
Intrepid_Fox
14 years ago

Is it wrong to say that I’d love to see the Sex Tape he and Halle make? I feel so confused…