Zac Efron can’t handle this

Even though rumors say Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are back together, she and Zac Efron were spotted on an “intimate” dinner date Tuesday night at Pace in LA. A diner tells Celebuzz this is true because “their faces were close when they talked.” One of the telltale signs of intimacy. Or maybe it was loud? I can only imagine the strained conversation.

Zac: “I like your mascara.”
Megan: “What?!”
Zac: [shouting over the noise] “I said, where did you buy your mascara!”
Megan: “I look like Michael Cera?”

That’s when the whole date turned into a slapstick comedy as Zac got up to leave and turned around only to have his boner knock the champagne glasses off the table to which he began apologizing profusely for while at the same time trying to hide his erection with his dinner napkin.

Uh oh. Looks like the crying is going to start before the sex this time.