Anne Heche was on Letterman yesterday and after telling everyone not to get married because it’s the worst thing ever, the conversation turned even more delightful when they started talking about her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. When Dave asks what he does for a living, Heche said “He goes out to the mailbox. He opens the mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh, I got a check from Anne. Oh, I got a check from Anne. Yay!'” I don’t know about you, but I get the feeling she doesn’t like him very much. It’s just something I picked up on.
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