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Beckhams to continue model marriage

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In a new series of ads for Armani, former Spice Girl, former breast-enhancement enthusiast and (still!) queen of the soccer wives Victoria Beckham is shown successfully navigating a ladder in skyscraper heels.

The shoot is missing hubby and occasional modeling partner David, who is busy going through the motions in Major League Soccer while no doubt avoiding nanny-trysts and mocking texts from former Manchester United teammates, who continue to be amongst football’s elite in Europe, regularly winning trophies and continuing to build their legacy as one of sports most storied franchises. Meanwhile, Davey plays kick-about in something called the Home Depot Centre.

Anyhow, rumors have emerged that David may be doing a photo shoot in the near future, but not with Victoria. Instead, it would be Angelina Jolie. Beckham took no time in shooting this down, however:

“She’s an amazing person and so is Brad. They’re an incredible couple – got an amazing family. You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.”

Dude. It’s Angelina Jolie. Come on. And spare us the devoted husband crap. You’ve already messed around before, so getting a picture taken with one of the planet’s most beautiful women (and noted freak and relationship-buster) isn’t exactly out of your wheelhouse. Honestly, you could be married to a chick version Galactus and you should still be making up feasible cover stories and buying Tide to Go for the lipstick/blood that’ll be staining your collar. You know, just in case.

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All Women Stalker
11 years ago

Why get so defensive? It’s just a photo shoot. Weirdo.

-meream

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