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Brooke Hogan refuses to accept her true calling

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Brooke Hogan has rejected Vince McMahon’s offer to follow in her father’s footsteps in the WWE. Brooke admitted that “The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I need to do is walk through the door and they’ll give me a job straight away.” Instead of plying her skills in a trade that’s tailor made for her, she’d much rather make terrible music and pretend to be relevant. Brooke explains, “But it’s just not my interest. I’m more of a girly girl.”

Did Brooke just say she’s a girly girl? If she’s using that in the sense that she wears dresses and puts on makeup, then, yea, I’ll buy that. In any other case, that couldn’t be further from the truth. She couldn’t be less of a girly girl if she had a 5 o’clock shadow. If you locked me in a room with her and forced me to have sex with her, the first thing I’d do is beg you to kill me. Failing that, the second thing would be to sigh and bend over because I’m pretty sure Brooke has a penis and she’s going to overpower me and put me in that position anyway.

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allen
allen
11 years ago

brook is a stone foxx!The only reason you would say something like that is she has probably already turned you down or your girlfriend caught you playing with yourself to her pictures.

Gza
Gza
11 years ago

…..Or maybe because shes a no talent, snobby, attention seeking whore, like alot of these other “celebrity” born bitches. Tap it then leave it in a ditch to rot.

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