Chris Brown showed up to court today to be sentenced for beating up Rihanna. The terms were:
The judge also implied she’s heard the chatter on the airwaves that Chris Brown and Rihanna are talking again and made it clear that she’s not messing around.
Chris is lucky the judge didn’t take into consideration my suggestion of throwing him in a cage with one of Michael Vick’s dogs. Maybe next time. Although, the worst part about this is Chris has to find another way to brag about sleeping with a woman. I don’t think nodding his head at a girl and saying, “I hit that,” is going to have the same desired effect anymore.
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