Being sentenced to 5 years probation and six months of community service might have made other people keep a low profile for just a little while, but not Chris Brown. No, sir. You can’t keep at good man down. Spies tell Page Six that Brown was “driving down La Cienega Boulevard with all the windows rolled down, blaring his own songs on the stereo.”
Hopefully he was singing along too in a very carefree manner. As if just coming back from the barber feeling refreshed. Because that’s how normal people with a guilty conscience act after being sentenced.
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