Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston hold hands

They really want Jennifer Aniston not to look like an old maid. The latest rumor is that she’s been hanging out with co-star Gerard Butler again. They were even seen holding hands. Gasp! If that doesn’t mean their hooking-up, then I don’t know what does.

“Jen and Gerry went out on Saturday night,” says the source, who, noting that the cozy couple were surrounded by such others as Kirsten Dunst, also said Aniston and Butler “had cocktails and … They were hand in hand.”

According to another source, Aniston, 40, and Butler, 39, were also spotted dining on the Lower East Side at Freemans, another hot spot, before cozying up at the hotel lounge.

Nice job strengthening Aniston’s boring spinster image. Holding hands? Come on. People hold hands with kids to cross the street, but that doesn’t mean their sleeping with them. I hope. A better rumor would be to say she attacked his throat with her tongue, spearing his tonsils like they were enemies from a neighboring tribe. Call me when that happens.

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14 years ago

I’d pay Mr Butler to spear me in any manner he may choose.

14 years ago
Reply to  snapnhiss

I’ll take sloppy spear seconds.

Joy Reed
14 years ago

They make a cute couple, I just hope it lasts.