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He must really hate Paula Abdul

Constantine Maroulis was a contestant on American Idol. Besides that, there’s nothing really spectacular about him. Point being, no one cares what he’s been up to. Until today. Gatecrasher says he got his ass beat by a guy in a suit and tie who was 6 inches shorter and 60 pounds lighter than him. And when I say he got his ass beat, I mean he really got his ass beat. “The partygoer threw punches, pushed Maroulis to the ground and kicked him repeatedly before security guards stepped in.”

As to how this started. Constantine was playing Casio’s G-Shock party Wednesday night at Cipriana Wall Street when he said he’d love it if Paula Abdul returned to AI. Someone from the audience took exception, said, “oh hells no,” rushed the stage and Chris Browned Constantine.

“It was hilarious! Constantine got into it with this guy who was probably 6 inches shorter and 60 pounds lighter,” laughs an observer. “The guy body-slammed him and punched him in the face and then just stood up, straightened his tie, and said, ‘itch, don’t you ever,’ before walking away.”

The attendee adds, “Security didn’t know what to make of this guy. He was so well-groomed in his suit, and he didn’t look like a threat at all. Constantine was so overwhelmed he just sat there on the floor for a few minutes.”

Suffice to say, we need video of this hilarity. If you’re wondering what that wimp Constantine had to say about this other than calling for his mommy,

“It broke up quick, didn’t even know him. Or throw one punch. I don’t mind a fight … but only when it’s fair and I’m looking!” wrote the star, adding, “I’m fine! Some drunk dude tackled me in the middle of the concert and jumped on me.”

Only when it’s fair and he’s looking. Okay. Maybe next time the guy should take out a glove, slap him in the face and challenge him to a duel. Do you want him to bake you a cupcake afterward too? If you think about it, this guy was pretty brave to keep the beating going even after Constantine realized what was going on. Usually when I’m in a fight, I run away before the confusion wears off. We should actually give this guy a medal for his fearlessness.

[Image: Splash News]

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Carol
Carol
14 years ago

Do you condone violence or what? Constantine could have been badly hurt.

tj
tj
14 years ago

idiot

noname
noname
14 years ago

Damn funny. Guess he’s not the tough Brooklyn/Jersey dude he keeps trying to make himself out to be. He got his ass kicked by someone half his size? Priceless. Hope his ego got beat down in the process.

jj
jj
14 years ago

He looked fine the next day. Wasn’t hurt at all.

jj
jj
14 years ago

I hope you get beat down noname. He was defending a friend and was assaulted by a lunatic.I want to see a picture of this little troll. If he were so tough, he would show his face, knowing he’s being talked about all over the internet. Where is the coward???

jj
jj
14 years ago

Give the guy a medal for his fearlessness? Where is he? Who is he? He ran away and the security guards let him because he was well dressed? When he comes forward to show his face we’ll see how brave the little Abdul obsessed troll really is.

Bettygrl
Bettygrl
14 years ago

I hope he didn’t hurt Constantine’s gorgeous face.
JERK.

Lurker
Lurker
14 years ago

BAHAHAHA. It’s about time someone put that arrogant ass in his place. Guess he isn’t so tough and fine as he thinks he is. Loser.

jj
jj
14 years ago

I hope they find the coward and arrest him. Drive by slapper. This little short ass beat and kicked him as hard as he could but Constantine walked away without a scratch on him.

Dean
Dean
14 years ago

“Besides that, there’s nothing really spectacular about him. Point being, no one cares what he’s been up to”

That’s Tony nominated star of Rock of Ages you’re writing about. You live under a rock?