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Heidi Montag debuts her Playboy cover

As previously mentioned, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt snuck their way into the premiere of G.I. Joe. Heidi made sure to bring a copy of her Playboy magazine along with. Despite only showing the cover, it was enough to confirm my suspicions.

Playboy feels the same way I do about Heidi. That she’s the bane of society. To illustrate this point, they took a big dump on her, photographed it, marked her with the Playboy logo and stamped it on the cover. If I’m misreading this, and I don’t think I am, please let me know.

Here’s what Spencer and Heidi have to say:

“See her powerful curves,” Spencer said. “They are powerful!”

Spencer told Access he’s overjoyed to see his wife grace the pages of the magazine.

“It’s an honor,” he said. “I feel like I did something great, like I should get a trophy!”

Yes, Heidi. You’re appearance on the cover of Playboy is an inspiration to little girls everywhere. Why settle for a trophy? Why not keys to the city?

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Stefy
Stefy
13 years ago

Seriously, these 2 are so desperate for attention, its emmbarressing. How do they even get these gigs with that horse face and plastic body. I thought playboy had standards

Laura
Laura
13 years ago

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BODY HAIR

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