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It’s about time

I was beginning to think Jessica Alba gave up bikinis when she popped a kid out. I’ve spent every day for the past few months cursing that dumb bitch (her kid) for being born. Turns out my anger may have been misguided since Jessica showed up at Malibu beach over the weekend in one of those bikini things with Cash Warren. Why is she still with that monkey man anyway? I know I just insulted her kid and all, but if she can look past that, I think we’d be great together.

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jenny
jenny
13 years ago

didn’t she have a tattoo on her back?

Johanny
Johanny
13 years ago

she still looking HOT!! jaja you are talking with the same words as my husband LOL he thinks the same….

jane
13 years ago

HOT

Matts
Matts
13 years ago

I would tie her up and f**k her SO hard. Use her body really hard, spank and whip her…cum in her mouth

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