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Jack Nicholson’s still got it

It’s refreshing to see Jack Nicholson dancing with a girl a third his age and not breaking his hip. This gives me hope that when I’m 72 like Jack I won’t be resigned to begging the nurse at the hospital to give me a sponge bath in order to get some action.

Up top is Jack vacationing on the French Riviera and doing the old timey twist while his lady friend limbos. It took him five minutes to straighten himself.

Here’s Jack enjoying a nice swim with a cigarette. As you can see, he’s very talented. I can barely stay afloat without half my lungs filling up with water. Knowing this is Jack, he probably had some chick blowing him underwater too.

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WUNDERSMACK
WUNDERSMACK
12 years ago

Jack, I swim while smoking and getting head too! Call me.

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