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Jennifer Aniston has moved on *snicker*

Jennifer Aniston continues her years-long series of interviews, this time in ELLE magazine, where she claims she’s proud and happy of being single and isn’t lonely, and doesn’t need your goddamn sympathy.

‘I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it,’ she says of how it’s hard to find a decent man in this town—and once you do, they just leave you for some way hot, tattooed, child-collecting superstar.

…’I can make fun of myself. And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up.'” [E! Online]

Glad to see you’re moving on, Jen. ‘Cause the fact that you’re alone at the moment definitely has nothing to do with the fact that you can’t seem to move past the fact that yo’ ass got left and the fact that you cling to any man that comes into contact with you like you need him for an organ transplant. Men love that. I got a boyfriend o’ two of my own, I’ll have you know, and not one of them has any problem being handcuffed to the radiator in the basement. Not. One.

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Dalton Russell
Dalton Russell
13 years ago

Uh hey Blemish, when did you become a gay man? Or a snarky woman? I thought that you chained women to the radiator in your basement. Now guys also? Please explain. Are you bi? Are you sexually ambivalent? Not that there’s anything wrong w/ that. But if you do bone guys, I think Perez already has a monopoly on thay schtick.

Later,
D-bag

Larry Putzgerald
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13 years ago
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New writers for today. Check the bylines under the title.

someone
someone
13 years ago

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Jennifer A. Its the media that keeps the triangle going, shes a beautiful, talented, rich, single woman, who evidently doesn’t need a man to make her life perfect! Or a house full of kids.

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