Jennifer Hudson gave birth

For months, no one knew whether or not Jennifer Hudson was pregnant. It was hard to tell because she was a little on the heavy side and started wearing loose fitting tops. People were also afraid of being beat down by a fat chick for asking when the baby was due. Anyway, it turns out she is/was pregnant. Hudson gave birth late Monday to David Daniel Otunga Jr. “The baby is beautiful and perfect,” Hudson rep Lisa Kasteler said in a statement. “His parents are ecstatic.”

This is one of the reasons I don’t have sex with fat people. They’re too good at hiding things like guns in their folds or pregnancies. One day you’re enjoying a nice buffet and the next you’re slapped with a paternity suit. You don’t even have a chance to skip town leaving her only a note saying “it’s your problem now.”

[Image: Splash News]

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Chrystal K.
14 years ago

Omg I didn’t even know she had been pregnant! Congrats!

14 years ago

CONGRATS to Jennifer and David on their son. I wish the three of you nothing, but happiness, peace, and blessings.

14 years ago

Thank you, I love you jenifer Hudson, Iam stephen

14 years ago

Thank Jenifer Hudson for gave birth,I’m stephen