Jon & Kate plus revolt


Turns out Jon and Kate Gosselin’s 5-year-old sextuplets and 8-year-old twins are getting tired of being treated like circus animals. Sheesh. What’s their problem? During a taping on Aug. 13, “the kids staged a sit-in — a revolt.” Gosselin told Life & Style that “They didn’t want to work today.”

This isn’t an isolated incident either. On Aug. 7 after a day of filming, the kids were pushed to continue by the crew in spite of their resistance. “Once the kids returned home, the film crew kept yelling at them to film more outside. They seemed really tired, but the crew kept pushing them.”

A TLC rep smartly denied the reports calling them baseless. We don’t want people to be looking into those pesky child labor laws, now do we.

However, what’s even worse is that these are early indications that those kids have started thinking for themselves. Becoming autonomous little monsters. We have to find a way to keep them compliant. I suggest drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. If you’re against that because you’re some sort of hippie, maybe we can ask Angelina Jolie for tips. Her kids seem well-behaved. I hear when they act out, she talks to them and asks them to share their feelings. And if that doesn’t work, she beats them with a stick.

[MSNBC, Image: Splash News]