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Kevin Fatterline to get rich off his weight

A recent report from RadarOnline (via NYDN) claims that K-Fat has been offered a $2.5 million deal to endorse a weight loss product from EP-2. It sounds like a pregnancy test, but it actually means Extreme Physical Performance. This couldn’t have come at a better time as Fatty McFat Fat has been ordered to drop 45 pounds for his reality show.

Tired of being asked when the twins are due, he’s enlisted the help of a trainer who has cut him down to six meals a day consisting only of salmon, chicken, egg whites and steamed vegetables. For one last act of rotundness before he’s put on a diet, Fatterline ate sticks of butter and washed it down with Crisco and then asked what was for dessert. Even pigs are disgusted with themselves after looking at him.

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Sheriff Crusty
Sheriff Crusty
13 years ago

Not only fatter but 3ft taller than everyone around him! Mutant!!!

Sheriff Crusty
Sheriff Crusty
13 years ago

By the way Blemish, all your “new writers” try too hard to write in exactly the same voice you use. You need someone with a different angle. This comment has nothing to do with the overfed Fed pictured above, obviously.

danbro
danbro
13 years ago

I’m 60, which makes me about 2 1/2 times older than
Fatterline. Have to say that I’M in better shape
than he is. Is there something wrong with that pic?
Time he drys up and blows away.

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