The only skill you have to have to be on The Hills is the ability to walk on sand wearing only a bathing suit. Have you ever tried walking on that stuff? It’s hard. That alone justifies their six figure contract, I must say. Also, I hear you get a nice bump in pay if you can shoot furtive glances at other cast members. Don’t worry though. If you can’t, they’ll use fishing line to work your eyebrows like a marionette (see above).
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