Lily Allen’s friends are really worried about the drinking, the partying and the hooking up with random men. So much so that they’re trying to stage an intervention anonymously through tabloids. If they make a little money off it, so be it. That’s the sacrifice they have to make for Lily’s well-being or something like that. What caring friends.
“The drinking is taking its toll and making her take silly risks,” says one gobby frenemy who’s concerned about Lily’s boozing… although presumably the money they’ve made from blabbing has softened the blow. “Her record company was furious about the bad publicity she’s been getting recently and she’s been told to get her act together. Lily’s always contrite afterwards and filled with horror at what she might’ve done while she was drunk. She’s joked that she likes drink, but it doesn’t like her – and that’s true. Her outrageous behaviour also extends to her love life. She’ll hook up with anyone when she’s drunk.” [3am]
Drunken stupidity, random hook-ups, toplessness. What’s the problem here? Lily’s friends sound jealous. Maybe it is they who have the problem. They should drink more. Alcohol is the answer to everything. Only if they’re hot though. One thing we don’t need more of is a bunch of fat, catty women running around dancing on tables in short skirts and getting mad when people kick the table out from under them.
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